-What are you reading? The fact that I'm reading means I am not willing to talk to you.
-Do you have the time? No, I don't have a watch, don't have a phone with me, do you wish to remind me that my holidays will end eventually?
-Do you have a light/cigarette? Dull, dull dull.
-Do you come here often? No comment.
The more original: -Excuse me, but I've been asked to take a picture of the most beautiful girl on the beach, and that can only be you... No one takes a picture of me with that much skin on display while sweating like a pig, thanks!
The worse: -I'm sorry I kicked you in the head with my football, but your beauty distracted me. Go back play with your balls you moron!
And the more interesting offer so far: -I can help you find Jesus if you want, he'll help you break free from the dangers of sex and drugs. How the hell do you know me?
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2 comments:
LOL! So true...
I do hope you felt flattered by so many comments though. Even if annoying, it's still nice.
Best pick-up line I ever heard: "You look like a very interesting person, I would love to talk with you, if I may.." Honest, sweet, brave and not sexist, isn't that special?
Hey Lilith,
Enjoy the beach, enjoy the compliments, and just unwind. Check out the hot guys from behind your book and get your mind off London. Then by the time you get back you'll be tanned and looking hotter than ever so when you go out you'll be beating the hot men off with sticks!
I'm off on hols myself, so just enjoy the whole unwinding bit without the worry of work and usual London distractions.
DR
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