Dear Santa,
You know I don't like all the fuss around your appearance on the 25th, and that I'm not a big fan of the whole hypocrite presents exchange process either, but if you consider I've been good this year -then I think you need glasses the size of your sleigh, but that's not the point- and if you really insist, I could really do with with an extra helping of irony and sarcasm at this time of the year.
So far, I think it's the only thing I need.
Hoping you don't freeze to death before you can bring all this at the foot of my Xmas tree, (but seeing my luck and the London weather, it's likely you will and I'll be left wanting more, as usual...),
Yours "sincerely",
Lilith.
Ok, I know my irony level has reached tremendous heights lately, but just imagine where I'm coming from...
I'm trying as hard as I can to forget that Hihes ever existed, and this morning I woke up to find two texts messages in my inbox.
It looks like, as always, and for some mysterious karma reason, OG and French Guy decided to get back in touch with me at the same time. Is it that they're not feeling that merry either? I don't wish to know.
See for yourself...
OG: "Darling, how are you? When are you here til? Miss you!! xxx"
I answered that apparently our respective timetables clashed and that we couldn't meet before 2008.
OG: "Shit! That's no good... No sex with Lilith for another two weeks?! I can't wait that long... Will be in London until 3rd so, PLEASE, let's make sure we meet and celebrate to the altar of your wonderful body... xxxxxxx"
French Guy: "Hello you! How are you? Long time no see... (no kidding) I'm back in Paris for Xmas. Home sweet home. I really hope I'll see some of you when I'm back. Merry Xmas Angel. XXX"
At least, it's good for my ego. I guess I'm not that crap in bed after all...
Does that mean I'm about to go back to the pre-Hihes period when I was juggling with them two? Looks like it.
I happen to spend whole day in Paris this Friday, and I'm planning to swap my Christmas shopping for some "quality" time with French Guy. Why not??? I didn't have sex in more than two weeks now, and really, it doesn't help my well-being...
Merry Fuck-mas to me!
9 comments:
Go to Paris and have fun, but keep in mind these guys are just using you for sex. Which as long as that's all you're using them for is cool. And you should have a really, fun, filthy time in Paris. And hell, get him to take you out somewhere nice and expensive into the bargain.
I hope Santa is good to you.
devoted reader
Yup, my thoughts exactly.
Let's all use eachother for sex during that wonderful time of sharing which makes Xmas so special!
But I'm thinking that if Santa is good to me and brings me what I asked for, I might as well drown in my own sarcasm.
Oh well, what can you do?
I hope Santa is good to you too! ;)
Look on the bright side...no hanging around with the same person for five days straight, with that holiday season glow finally deteriorating into arguments, recriminations about family members, and tears.
Christmas...how could you not love it?
And you haven't answered my questions...
devoted reader
Do you seriously share my point of view about Xmas, or are you just sympathizing?
Erm...which questions exactly?
A bit of both. I love Christmas because I get to go home and see friends and family I haven't seen in a while. But I do hate the arguments that inevitably occur around that time too. So I suppose I love the first day or two of it all...say Christmas Eve to Boxing Day, but then after that it does go downhill.
I hate Christmas shopping though, and while I love to give gifts to friends and family I do kind of dislike the whole being given presents. I have a terrible 'Oh, gee, that's great, just what I always wanted!" face. And I hate having to try to look like I really always wanted what I'm given. Maybe if I was given something I actually liked or wanted it'd be different.
So, that sort of sums up my feelings about Xmas. But then perhaps I'm just bitter and cynical...
The questions were the ones I posed in response to you asking who I was. I answered some, but asked you to guess some of the rest...the post is further down...the one with about eight comments.
devoted reader
I don't know what to answer to all that, really. To me, you're someone who loves sharing his advices, as far as I can tell from the "slightly" patronising tone of all your comments ;)... Appart from that, really, I don't know!
Only "slightly" patronising? ;-)
I enjoy participating...I suppose that's partly the reason for bloggin isn't it? You get some feedback on what you say. But you've decided I'm a he rather than a she? Did I say something to give it away?
devoted reader
It's ok, if I avoid patronising people like the plague in real life, I don't mind it here...
I'm pretty sure you're a he, right????
That's right...and if I'm patronising it's only because I care ;-)
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