Shit shit shit shit shit.
Us women are complete slaves of our hormones.

French Guy and I chatted quite a lot over the phone last night. It was sexy. Extremely sexy. And it made me want to run all the way back to London out of horniness. For some hormone-related reason, I was even more horny than usual. Guys don't have that excuse, do they? It's pretty much same-old-same-old, if they are, they are for life, and if they're not, well they are a bit less horny for life. Someone tells me if I'm wrong...?

Planning to be back in town tonight anyway, and aroused like I was, I really couldn't say no to his offer of spending most of the week-end in, especially when he mentioned he had the house for himself... Hmmm...

But that's where the multiple "shit" comes in. In the form of my period. Five days early.

WHY???

It felt so unfair, that I came to the conclusion it could only be a sort of punishment from above. Whoever lives above is a f*cking pain in the ass, well, in the lower stomach anyway.

And I'm completely helpless on that one. The only thing I have to do is wait until a miracle happens. The appropriate miracle would be stopping the flow by tonight...

I'm desperate.
Any ideas on how to help that kind of miracle? Anyone out there?